Everyone Wants to Dance to Phoenix Like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Earlier this month, a video surfaced that shockingly revealed U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was once a human college student. The video—which shows Ocasio-Cortez re-enacting a scene from The Breakfast Club, set to French indie band Phoenix’s “Lisztomania”—freaked the fuck out of the right, but it did…