Sen. John Kennedy Accidentally Gives Trump's Wall A Name

We've now reached peak absurdity on the border wall, thanks to Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana.

My colleague Karoli is right: Kennedy likes to get attention with his folksy ways, but he's just an ahole. And yet we must thank him for using what is obvious to everyone but him, a euphemism for penis, as an alternate name for MAGA and Trump's stupid border wall.

The actual House Homeland Security Committee responded: