FPF: Past and present Mariners I'd want on my team in a snowball fight

Greetings! It's 53 degrees here in NYC while y'all are getting dumped on. Here's my team:

First, James Paxton, most obviously. Cold-weather native? Check. Capable of hurling spherical objects in the high 90s with reasonable precision? Check. Imperturbable under duress? This one's a no-brainer.

Second, Byron McLaughlin. Snowball fighting is ruthless and you're going to want a . It doesn't hurt that he, too, can throw baseballs extremely fast.

Third, Lenny Randle. You need a trickster, someone creative, someone who devises ways to .

Fourth, Wily Mo Pena. Snowballs are incoming and I'm gonna need to hide behind .

And finally, Kyle Seager. This team needs a provocateur. Someone capable of making the opponent .