Torio van Grol doesn't want to talk about Minneapolis' weather. Or San Francisco's

Torio van Grol wants you to think he's funny.

But he needs you to think he's physically attractive. So if you show up at either of his gigs at Comedy Corner Underground (8 p.m. both nights, tickets $10, click here for details) you should compliment him on how good he looks in that shirt -- even though he knows ...