Bat Country: Paraguayan midfielder says deal in place to join Tottenham

Oh, hey, this is good news!!!....wait, who??? We’re all recovering from the gut punch that Tottenham Hotspur received earlier today as the club was drawn against Manchester City in the Champions League quarterfinal. Given how the last few weeks have been gloomy around here, we need something to laugh at. Thankfully, Dispatches from Bat Country never lets us down, and we have an absolute whopper of a story to share.
The writer’s room has been in standard Friday mode talking about the draw, our chances at Top Four and more important things like who should win Top Chef. That all changed when the following tweet from Sport Witness was dropped into the chat:


Julio Cesar Torres | Agent says on live TV midfielder is joining Tottenham, play...