Beto O'Rourke Was a Teen Shitposter
Beto O’Rourke wants to save us from the future. It looks bleak. Dystopian. Machines are taking our jobs and sucking our very lifeblood. An authoritarian ruler sits on a gilded throne, surrounded by televisions. Perhaps, people say, the rumors are true. That Beto O’Rourke is the One.