Bugsy Blows $40K, Porky War Crimes Trial - Update

Bugsy flits off to Turkey to blow $40K on "vacation."
Huge Slav "body" guard hovers very near to him...
Porky takes drunken "victory" lap to only region that voted for him.
Germans demand War Crimes Trial for Porky for Donbass Carnage.
There you have it.
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