Bow before the warrior toddler who can summon bird attacks with a single scream
A child’s scream is powerful. High-pitched and shrill as a squeaking dolphin or angry cat, it serves to alert everyone in the area that a kid is either on the verge of murder or no longer in possession of their L.O.L. doll. Still, for all the might a normal toddler can summon with their regular little lungs, none…