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The Long Flight – Part 2

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ARGLBARGL!

We continue!!! Twitter Post Part Duh!

Get it or get gone!

…But first let’s check in on Harley.

Business as usual then!

I know you say that. I just…

I just don’t know if I b e l i e v e you.

MVP.

And then he WARGS…

Oh, and then, you know…

THE NIGHT KING ARRIVES.

lol mine too. Woulda bet MONEY he went to destroy Oldtown or KL.

Doesn’t matter. THE NIGHT KING WARGS…

…and dead dudes just start jumping.

I knew Wight Bob couldn’t resist the pretty fire forever. He just needed pops(icle) to give him a nudge.

Honestly he probably coulda just waited it out though. Fires don’t burn forever. You’d assume a dead guy would have more patience.

A little, certainly. Dead climbing like cockroaches though…

Westerosi War Z.

The Hound was freaking out!

ARYA was doin’ her thing though!

Excuse you, but a certain UNDEAD GIANT has something to say about that!

Nu.

It gets bette—uh, worse. It gets worse.

Davos is always underrated. Consistently excellent.

Meanwhile, over at Lyanna vs. the Giant…

Crunch.

I said the same thing!

I… don’t think she’ll be getting up from that one, pastor.

R.I.P. li’l girl.

Twitter gave her a LOT of love, though!

…No!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#BANNED

I swear. Some people are SO immature.

So then the Nights King attempts to take Drogon in the rear…

(hehehe)

(Look, George says it, it’s perfectly acceptable.)

Jon -n- Dany are still flyin’, however!

Back to the regular ground-based fighti–

Oh, well, that was a very politely-phrased question. Thank you very much.

The answer is fucked. Ghost is fucked. He’s a rug somewhere!

JUST KIDDING.

We have no idea.

Meanwhile, the parapets are chaos.

Yes, good.

So Arya’s all bloody. Yikes. But take heart, she got away to the relative safety of…

The… library?

Arya using those rogue bonus actions!

Our girl is smoooooov.

Good advice. She runs.

MEANWHILE, IN THE CRYPTS…

I’m banning ALL of you for this blatant use of sarcasm!

#BANNED

Our Shireen lookalike Teela is there, Varys is looking nervous…

….and DYING PEOPLE ARE BANGING ON THE CRYPT DOOR.

Back topside, Beric and the Hound encounter Arya and 100 of her closest friends!

Newp.

Canon. Fire wight!

…..Make that a Former Fire Wight. R.I.P.

I’m gonna state with 99.8% certainty that Cersei will not save Arya.

That’s it.

That’s the rock I’m making my stand on.

Anywho. Melisandre joins Arya, Sandor, and the Artist Formerly Known As Beric Dondarrion’s Corpse.

How she got there, well, who can say?

Mmmmmaybe!

GURL YOU GOT TO. YOU RUN OUR WEBSITE.

So then somewhere over the Godswood…

DRAGONS BATTLING! BOOM!

The NIGHTS KING GETS KNOCKED OFF! Jon making his mark!

Rhaegal crashes!

Dany has the Night King in her sights, and shouts her favorite safe word!

…But we already kinda knew that wasn’t gonna play.

I mean.

I can’t argue that.

Jon–oh no. HO DON’T DO IT!

TOO LATE, MARLENE! N.K. RAISED EM UPPPPP!!!

ALL OF EM UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

Lyanna… Edd…. Dothraki dude…

Yeah, they’re all coming to the party.

Oh, say…

…I wonder if the crypts are still safe!

THE CRYPTS
ARE NOT
SAFE




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