SNL: Drunk Jeanine Pirro Desperately Defends Trump, Terrorizes ‘Weekend Update’ Desk
The last time Cecily Strong’s Jeanine Pirro sat down with “Weekend Update” anchor Colin Jost, she had what appeared to be multiple orgasms over the Mueller report. This time, she may have been even more fired up.
“Hello, I’m Judge Jeanine Pirro, and I just want to thank the brave sponsors who stuck with me despite accusations by the radical loony left,” the Fox News host began before responding to rumors that the network only kept her on after recent controversies because President Trump made a direct plea on her behalf.
“Yes! That’s because Donald Trump is a class act,” she said. “He is the Michael Jordan of presidents and the Wesley Snipes of taxes. He’s a wiz in the boardroom and sometimes whizzes a little in the bedroom.”
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