I hope everyone’s Memorial Day was filled with hot dogs, hamburgers, fireworks that were meant to be saved until July 4th but were blown off yesterday so close to your ear that you still have a ringing, and all the other red-white-blue American things one hears backstage at a Larry The Cable Guy concert. My Memorial Day was filled with eating and burping and farting and wearing an American flag t-shirt, but that’s every Monday. Eat a D, ISIS! Yesterday,
Gerrit Cole loved the troops more than most starters, posting a line of 6 IP, 2 ER, 4 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 4.02. Woke SpongeBob, "Yo, dem high-ranked starters are da bomb dot org." Yo, WSB, you don't sound so woke. "Go f--k yourself." Wow, WSB, is lit! Cole's peripherals: 14.1 K/9, 2.3 BB/9, 2.22 xFIP and is technically the number one starter in all of baseball if his luck was neutral. Don't love trading for a top starter, but it's hard to find a better buy low right now, due to his ERA. He could rattle off 120 innings of a sub-1 ERA. That's Murica thru & thru. Not spelling shizz out is Murica too. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
