There's no direct evidence that the more handsome a pitcher the more he's going to screw you over -- that we know of. We just haven't studied it yet! Someone take a ruler and measure the distance between the eyes on Michael Kopech (4 2/3 IP, 7 ER). Now measure the inches on his curve break. Do they match? The golden ratio that is his cheekbones, is that equal to his current 13.50 ERA? This is not eugenics, because we're doing it for fantasy baseball purposes and not fantasy exterminations. Wonder if Kopech was tipping his pitches... Читать дальше...