Новости за 12.12.2024

NEW YORK—Confessing that celebrations had unfortunately gotten a little out of hand in recent years, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told reporters this week that he was planning a small, intimate Super Bowl with just friends and family. “This year, instead of a big blowout with over 83,000 fans, we’ll be keeping the guest list down […]

CLEVELAND—In an advertising choice that stunned observers with its sheer audacity, ballsy retirement home Sunrise Heights has an interracial couple right on the front of its brochure, sources confirmed Thursday. “Holy shit, they really just went for it, huh?” said local man Derek Allsworth, one of several people who shook their heads in begrudging respect […]

WASHINGTON—Mounting a public campaign in an effort to determine the origin of the unrecognized foliage specimen, Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland asked the nation for help Friday in identifying a leaf that she confirmed was “from a tree or something” but remained a mystery otherwise. “Have you seen this leaf before?” read a post on […]

MANASSAS, VA—Producing numerous congenital and physical anomalies that include extreme Anglo-Saxon deformities, years of inbreeding reportedly caused a pug named Mabel to give birth to a British man Monday. “It appears that excessive pug inbreeding has resulted in this human male with visibly English traits, a sickly appearance, and a dour demeanor,” said veterinarian Jenna Masterson, […]

Sen. Joni Ernst wants to make restructuring the Small Business Administration one of her first legislative acts as chair of the Senate caucus carrying out Donald Trump’s “Department of Government Efficiency” agenda.

This week on Uncanny Valley, we debate which social media apps are still worth the scroll.

United has announced it will start integrating Apple's Find My Share Item Location feature for AirTag into its baggage process.

It’s time to revisit some of the most memorable events and images of 2024, including Hurricanes Helene and Milton striking southeastern United States, a famous pygmy hippo named Moo Deng, and much more.

The new stateside version of the storied Morgan Plus Four will arrive in March after a nearly 20-year absence.

Known as the Fold House, the brand-new home near the Crystal Bridges Museum of Art in Bentonville is capped by a single-slope metal roof.

Hannah Kobayashi, a Hawaii woman whose disappearance in Los Angeles launched a widespread search, has been found safe, her family said in a statement. “We are incredibly relieved and grateful that Hannah has been found safe,” the statement reads. “This past month has been an unimaginable ordeal for our family, and we kindly ask for […]

My name: Burnt Pepperidge.

My profession: winning.

I stand at the starting line and survey the obstacle course like a snake surveys a nest of bird eggs.

My body is the serpent. The Wipeout obstacles are my bird eggs.

Prepare, obstacles. Prepare to be gobbled up by my hungry snake mouth. My voracious mouth of serpent hunger.

I have come here to win, and I do not care what happens to my body.

I am an empty submissive vessel for the game show Wipeout to enter and fill. Читать дальше...

All new: Morgan Metzer is attacked in her home by a masked intruder disguising his voice to sound like Batman. Her ex-husband comes to her aid, but is he a hero? "48 Hours" contributor Nikki Battiste reports Saturday, Dec. 14 at 10/9con CBS and streaming on Paramount+.

Featuring old favorites, appealing newcomers, and the big finales we’ve been waiting years to see.

From a convention for fans of an 18th-century Austrian monarch to cheerleader tryouts at AT&T Stadium, charting the myriad passions of a population of true believers.

The Righteous Gemstones star’s namesake shades are as bold and freaky as his best performances.

Relive Cinderella, Santabear and Harry Potter-filled memories in a new documentary that goes behind the scenes of a nostalgic tradition for millions of Minnesotans.

The Minnesota Interview with the holiday’s busiest celebrity.

Asked whether she’s fully committed to running for re-election, the Minnesota Democrat said, ‘that’s my plan.’

Cane’s has seen big success by leaning into the only protein on its menu: chicken fingers.

Installers and experts say batteries can be a good source of backup power for homes and businesses. They could also be a moneymaker, though not yet for most Minnesotans.

The case for changing offensive names of animals and plants, and how it can be done

Update your iPhone ASAP to protect it.

The seller of today’s Nice Price or No Dice Mercedes claims it’s always been garage-kept. That would explain the discordance between its tidy presentation and the 317K it shows on the clock. Let’s see if there’s still life left in it and what that might reasonably be worth.