MMA SQUARED: Which version of Rory MacDonald will headline Bellator’s best card ever?

“The World’s Most Famous Arena” will host a Bellator card, and the most quixotic fighter in the promotion will headline it.

Forget about the Canadian Psycho, that’s so 2014.

I’m hoping for peak-weirdness: a completely serene and peaceful Rory who blesses the crowd on his way to the cage and then unleashes a fire and brimstone beatdown on his opponent. As they lay unconscious on the mat, he performs last rites and tries to convert Mike Goldberg, who bumbles through a postfight interview.

I’ll be at Madison Square Garden on press row Friday night, drawing pictures cage side. Follow me on Twitter @RiniMMA to catch a peek.

Enjoy the fights. Take care of yourself and I’ll talk to you next week.

Chris