Thongs are a fancy fanny fad. Minerva and I don rsquo;t mind panty lines and bulges. It rsquo;s a rite of passage. We want our underpants to be comfortable not fashionable. Our booties are quite happy in cotton. We don rsquo;t buy lace, mesh, or chiffon. The bare necessities are not for wrinkly and crinkly bums. Low-rise or high-rise undies cra ...