Trump Instructs Staff To Lie About Poll Numbers, Really!
Prznint Stupid is allegedly in denial that his own internal polling shows former Vice President Joe Biden beating him like a rented mule in key battleground states:
“As Politico recently detailed, the Trump campaign put together a 17-state polling project that found the president lagging behind Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden in key battleground states like Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan.”
Be prepared for a shock, Gentle Readers: The Russian Usurper has ordered his staff to lie about his internal polling!
“After being briefed on a devastating 17-state poll conducted by his campaign pollster, Tony Fabrizio, Mr. Trump told aides to deny that his internal polling showed him trailing Mr. Biden in many of the states he needs to win, even though he is also trailing in public polls from key states like Texas, Michigan and Pennsylvania. And when top-line details of the polling leaked, including numbers showing the president lagging in a cluster of critical Rust Belt states, Mr. Trump instructed aides to say publicly that other data showed him doing well.”
Who could have predicted that?! (Haha, trick question: everyone could have predicted that.)