Dwarf Fortress will let dwarves pet animals and I'm sure that won't backfire
If you’ve been following our Nate’s attempts to build a Dwarf Fortress zoo in the Basement of Curiosity, you might think it couldn’t get much worse between the paved-over Bird Hole and the monstrous bristleworm. Oh it can. Two words: petting zoo. A future update will add the ability for folks to pet animals, y’see.
“Oh god,” Basement of Curiosity head keeper Nate Crowley responded.