Premature Evaluation: Merchant Of The Skies
I love a game with a bank in it. I don’t know exactly when this happened to me, at what point I became horny for economic stability above all else, but that’s just how tedious my adult life has become. I’m now less excited about the cool stuff that happens most often in games – like strangling your dad to death on the precipice of an exploding volcano on a far-flung exoplanet or whatever – and more excited about the prospect of opening a virtual savings account with a decent rate of interest at whatever the intergalactic equivalent of a Santander is. In the never-ending “Which Friends Character Are You?” quiz of life, I have finally, inexorably, become a Ross.