The 2019 Minnesota Vikings 'Why Your Team Sucks' is here, and it's brutal

You know you've got some history to live down as a football team when a fan who survived a near-death experience is relieved to see you fail in the regular season instead of the playoffs.

Such was the case with Deadspin/GQ writer Drew Magary, who just about died last December thanks to a subdural hematoma, a ...