Adam Sandler, J. Lo & The Joker: The Craziest Oscars Race In Years?
This week:
One time a few years ago, I was walking through Hudson River Park on the West Side of Manhattan. I heard a helicopter overhead and looked up, the way you always do when you hear a helicopter overhead. At that exact moment, a bird pooped into my eye. Directly into it, like a tactical missile launch as part of some avian war plan: “Operation Ruin Kevin’s Day. Tweet.”