Why’d I wait soo long?

So sailing seemed like a nice relaxing hobby,a way to waste some time on the lake or bay on a nice summer day. Something I’ve always been interested in but there’s been other passions keeping me busy (family,sports and such).
Well after my fourth child was born I picked up a used sunfish for cheap thinking I’d learn to sail when mom was with him on the weekends. Then I could teach him and we’d sail together when he was old enough.
Well as life often does here came a curveball, number 5...

Why’d I wait soo long?