This Week In Tabloids: Reese Witherspoon Is Still Testifying in Ryan Philippe's Domestic Violence Trial
Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where three babies in a trench coat, who call themselves Joan Summers, are currently trawling through police records and menacing the Los Angeles county court system. If I put on a bowler hat and carry around a magnifying glass, do you think they’ll take me seriously?