Turtle-Into-Windshield Collision Gives Stark Reminder Of The Grim Reality Of Mario Kart
You know how when you’re playing Mario Kart and you just gleefully whip a turtle shell at an opponent with the careless abandon of a waterfall? Did you ever stop to think about what the reality of that would be like, especially if that shell contained a living turtle? I suspect not, because, hell, why would you…