Scandal: President Trump removes God

In a boring-for-the-Presidential-couple 9/11 ceremony, US President Trump eliminates "under God" from the US Pledge of Allegiance clearly showing his disdain for the "Lordy God Jesus Dude".

His frigid Einstein Visa, cash-purchased, imported wifey, Mary "Melania Slovenia" Magdalene stood by with recently surgically repaired hymen and disrespectful scowling unmoving facial lips while listening to further Satanic instructions on her embedded Airpods of how to renegotiate her way out of her faux-marriage after January 2021.