Ticked Off Vic: Nobody Told Me What It Was Like To Get Older

I think many of us are in this boat or walking the gangway onto this boat. Don't get old, after a certain age there's no benefit to it.

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do?

My memory shrinksMy hearing stinksNo sense of smellI look like hellMy mood is bed-can you tell?

My body's droopingHave trouble poopingThe Golden YearsHave come at lastThe Golden YearsCan kiss my ass.