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You ever think there's forces larger than ourselves at work? For instance, Taco Bell removes the Mexican Pizza from its menu, but then you're sitting in traffic, eating nachos off the passenger seat. *screech* You slam on the brakes, and, suddenly, the nachos slide off and crash onto the ground. You frantically pull onto the shoulder, and, as you're eating the nachos off the floormat, you realize the fall to the ground makes those nachos look like that badly-missed Mexican Pizza. Life gives you what you need. A baseball example: The White Sox were supposed to be good this year, then they lose everyone from their lineup. One tragedy after another, and Tony La Russa, drunk, just filled in the lineup like, "I'm not going to drive my Mercedes...But I could go for a Burger," suddenly standing and grabbing his ass, "First I need to take a Sheets." Yet, they'd still win! Another circumstance that has managed to sort itself out is
Rowdy Tellez. He was supposed to be great, but the Jays added player after player this past offseason, and Rowdy was squeezed, which had his Jewish mother say, "Why don't you get married?" Then, he was traded and now The He'Brewer should get playing time again, and it's a great park in Milwaukee. There's a chance Rowdy could be again what we hoped he would be. "A doctor?" No, Rowdy's Jewish mother. A top 10 1st baseman, if the Brewers, ya know, play him. Why exactly did they trade for him and are not starting him? Oh, that's right, the Brewers are stupid. Well, if they smarten up, I like Tellez a lot. Anyway, here's some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:
