Well it made me laugh (1 reply)

So I have been on a rare private job where I have to make conversation with the riff raff, sorry I mean the good people of royal Sutton Coldfield. Don't forget the royal, they get most upset if you do....

Anyway the lady of the house is a huge villa fan. So much so her son is called Daley.

Me. Why Daley.?
Her. Because Tony Daley was my favourite player.
Me. Really? There was far better players than him.
Her. I like wingers.
Me. Well what about Tony Morley he was far better
Her. Oh yes I loved him I think he was my 2nd favourite player.
Me. Well you could have killed 2 birds with one stone when you named your son.

Her. What called him Morley??.......


So anyway a few extra quid went on the job for sundries.....