Avoiding the Blurbstomp – Christopher Marlowe FTW

League trade deadlines are approaching. If you are in a league with move limits, this may be your last opportunity to turn your bland, generic Karin Carpenter into a unique, under-appreciated, criminally amazing and overproducing Judee Sill. No knock on Karin’s drumming though. No joke here. Are you dead yet? Are you angry I called Karen Carpenter bland even though I caveated with the drumming line? Sounds like a “you” problem. Make your trades now, nothing is immovable if you do the math and a category needs juicing.

This week we will get swiftly to the blurbs, as I am now stomping on blurbs in the NFL section of Razzball. Check it out if you want to watch a full grown adult search for mentions of “Free Agent Right Tackle” turned into the acronym FA RT. It’s going to be a hoot.