River Shelter Recommendations?

I’m looking for the unicorn shelter for my days on the river. It needs to hold up to winds and not snap in half or get blown away at High gusts., it needs to not weigh too much, put up fast in times of big storms coming in, need to be able to cook in it, have river dance parties in it, maybe even have an option to lock out mosquitoes and wasps?? Mostly I need a shelter that doesn’t get destroyed in high winds and is not a bitch to put up in a hurry... any recommendations???