The Real Housewives: 10 Quotes Fans Love, According To Reddit
The Real Housewives franchise has some iconic quotes as when the cast members get together, tempers flare and strong emotions often lead to dramatic or hilarious exchanges. While the cast definitely doesn't mean to be funny, sometimes these quotes are so unexpected and random that fans can't help but laugh, and it can be hard to imagine how these women will stay friends after the harsh words that are said.
Whether the Housewives are frustrated with one another or they unintentionally say something that has gone down in Bravo history, there are many Real Housewives quotes that fans love, and they're sharing all about them on Reddit.
10 "Close your legs to married men!"
Reddit user luckybrighton likes the quote from The Real Housewives of Atlanta when NeNe Leakes told Kim Zolciak-Biermann, "Close your legs to married men!"
RHOA fans remember that when Kim was on the reality show, she had a relationship with Big Poppa, who was married at the time. NeNe didn't like hearing Kim talk about being with someone who was already committed to someone else, and she said this famous quote that fans could never forget about. This quote also marked the beginning of the strain on their friendship, as NeNe and Kim would have lots of conflict over the next few seasons, with Kim not inviting NeNe to her baby shower in season 4.
9 "Go to sleep!"
Reddit user TMatters likes when Bethenny Frankel yelled "Go to sleep!" on The Real Housewives of New York City. The RHONY "Scary Island" episode has many quotes, and fans will always remember Bethenny beginning Kelly Bensimon to stop screaming and leave the table so everyone could put this strange night behind them.
It's definitely rare that a dinner party or vacation get-together would end up with someone yelling at someone else to go to sleep, which just proves how over-the-top and wild this episode was. While Bethenny said some hilarious things during her time on the reality series, nothing could ever beat this quote.
8 "That's my opinion!"
Each Real Housewives reunion delivers drama and bold quotes, and this famous Tamra Judge quote from the season 9 reunion of The Real Housewives of Orange County has definitely gone down in history. Reddit user goldie_girl shared that she loves this Tamra quote and explained, "I love to pretend-scream it in conversations when someone disagrees with me."
Tamra said that she wanted Vicki Gunvalson to be happy with Brooks Ayers but made her dislike of him obvious, explaining, "I didn't think that he was a good guy." When Vicki got angry, Tamra explained that she had a right to an opinion about the relationship, as Brooks had insulted Vicki and called her names. This is an iconic reunion scene, especially now that it's clear that Brooks lied about having cancer and he and Vicki are long over.
7 "Be cool, don't be all like...uncool."
When it comes to Luann De Lessep's funny RHONY quotes, fans love when she got upset during the season 7 Turks and Caicos vacation. Reddit user VanGrayson mentioned that it was great when Luann said "Be cool, don't be all like...uncool."
When Heather Thompson didn't want a naked man to be staying in the house with them, Luann couldn't understand why this was a problem, which led to Luann making this hilarious statement. This quote stands out even more since Luann is known for her etiquette lessons and always telling other people that they're the ones who are badly behaved.
6 "Your husband's in the pool."
Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub's friendship might not have made total sense to the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey who has struggled to see things from Danielle's POV over the years. But the two were very close until Danielle upset Margaret by caring too much about her wedding and not being very sweet to Margaret.
Reddit user boat_against_current loved when Margaret pushed Marty Caffrey into the pool and then told Danielle, "Your husband's in the pool." While this seemed like a random and impulsive decision on Margaret's part, it quickly became an iconic quote as it was unintentionally funny and spoke to the emotions running high between the two friends.
5 "He will never emotionally fulfill you, ever. Know that."
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has had many well-known episodes over its 11-season run, but nothing will ever stand out as much as the RHOBH episode "The Dinner Party From Hell." Reddit user lovedoesnotdelight mentioned when psychic Allison DuBois told Kyle Richards that her husband Maurcio would "never emotionally fulfill" her and wrote that it was "iconic."
Not only was this a strange and unexpected thing for someone to say, particularly at a fancy dinner party, but it didn't make much sense either. Kyle and Maurico have one of the longest and strongest marriages in the Real Housewives franchise and fans love how kind and caring they are toward each other.
4 "I decorated, I cooked, I made it nice."
Fans always talk about Dorinda Medley's "I made it nice" statement and Reddit user SarahWritesBest brought it up as a favorite Real Housewives quote.
Fans would be so happy to spend a night at Dorinda's Berkshires house as she seems to be a wonderful host who wants nothing more than for her guests to have a great time. It makes total sense that when everyone started fighting during those weekends in the country, Dorinda was disappointed that her co-stars couldn't have a fun, peaceful time. Chances are that many RHONY viewers often say "I made it nice" in regular conversation as this quote is too funny and relatable.
3 "I don't consider it a loss Dolores." "Okayyy Jackieee."
Dolores Catania and Jackie Goldschneider made it clear that they couldn't be good friends and Reddit user princesspinata shared that she and her partner love this exchange: "Me and my boyfriend do the Dolores/Jackie exchange from last seasons RHONJ."
While it was sad that these two co-stars couldn't make up, it was definitely shocking that they were both so tough about the situation, and Dolores matched Jackie's cold tone and explained that she was fine with the fact that they didn't get along.
2 "I need Pinot Grigio at all times."
Ramona Singer's funny RHONY quotes have gone down in history and one Redditor loves when the cast member said "I need Pinot Grigio at all times."
This quote has become as infamous as Ramona sharing that "It's Turtle time" as fans are used to her talking about how much she loves white wine. There have been many scenes when Ramona showed up somewhere and was upset that she wasn't handed a glass of wine immediately, and fans know that when Ramona drinks and has fun, she's bound to say something hilarious and memorable.
1 "Who’s gonna check me boo?"
Reddit user itwasjustmisplaced shared that they love this RHOA quote from Sheree Whitfield. She was chatting with her party planner and she didn't like the way that the situation was going. Sheree said Anthony promised that she would have a helicopter but it wasn't going to work out and she wished that he would be honest about it. When Anthony said that she needed a "reality check" she asked, "who's gonna check me boo?" and no fan could ever forget about this moment.
This exchange led to a huge fight, and it's a reminder that in the Real Housewives universe, planning a gathering can often lead to big arguments and lots of emotions.