Biden's woes, Prince Philip's secrets, and Tom Cruise's exploding face, in this week's dubious tabloids

An essential guide to this week's inessential news

'National Enquirer'

"What's Wrong With Biden?" screams the 'Enquirer' cover story. "Constant cough! Shuffling gait! Bizarre behavior! Wasting away!"

It seems strange that the 'Enquirer' is so concerned about President Biden's health, when during the previous administration they didn't mention Donald Trump's equally distinctive issues: Constant sniffing! — Read the rest