Knish from a rose: U of Michigan releases disgraced president’s horny pastry emails
I’m a simple woman, with simple needs. You wanna get me into the sack, you gotta lure me with dough and potatoes. Turns out, I’m not alone in my sensual attraction to the humble knish. On Saturday, University of Michigan president Mark Schlissel was fired over an alleged relationship with a subordinate employee—a…