France maneuvers to keep Macron's DNA out of Russian hands

Good news! France has ensured that Putin can not commission a giant army of clone Macron's to use in their coming invasion of Ukraine.

Reuters:

But two sources who have knowledge of the French president's health protocol told Reuters Macron had been given a choice: either accept a PCR test done by the Russian authorities and be allowed to get close to Putin, or refuse and have to abide by more stringent social distancing.