WTS: LAK @ BOS Shut up Jack
Pre Game
one of those dreaded trap game thingies, Kings played last night so might have heavier legs as the game wears on
Second game in a row Bruins get to play rested against a team that played the day before.
How did the crooked NHL allow that to happen?
Hooray for tiny sample sizes...
Cal Petersen career vs Bruins (less than 28 minutes)
4.40 GAA ; .846 Sv%
Jack! Brick! Jack actually sounds sober tonight
Jack Edwards is everyones favorite uncle
Did somebody spike my drink??
I'm always amazed how many ways there are to pronounce "perilous" lol
Pair-o-lus?
Oh say cant you see
Game
Kopi is my fav non Bruin
Great non-Bruin to root for.
Great career, slightly underrated, good guy...always wanted him on Bs but yeah too expansive and too comfy life in LA
Bruins going with their 3.0 GPA sweaters I see.
I'm just trying to understand when exactly did Jack decide he was no longer gonna be a play by play guy
Brads a wall
Brads a rat.
5 games
Watch Marchand have to fight somebody now
nah, repeat offender, suspended twice this season already. 10 minimum
petition to force Grundstrom to change his name. Too many 'strum's out there, he's now Carl Sundstrom
Jack's word of the day appears to be "tussle"
Notice how hes retired some sayings?
Its like new software updates get installed from time to time.
He'll never retire "tumbling muffin"
as a big Neil Young fan, i'm pretty over the "coin that won't get tossed" schtick
Brick: "Every camera is a snowflake".
I like this durzi dude, he seems good
People complain about the Bruins not having a response when their guy gets hit but LA did absolutely nothing about DeBrusk trucking their goalie
Because he was completely shoved by a LA player. Fans here were getting on the ref for that lame call
How on earth is that a penalty on Debrusk?
There was contact and an effort to stop.
you're not allowed to run over the other team's goalie?
Bruce always looks like a guy trying to figure out how he's gonna explain blowing the kids' college fund at Vegas to his wife
Standing O in my room. rarely happens due to laziness
Your wife deserves better.
Good game so far.
I liked it better when we were scoring at will against them last week, though.
SMITTY!!! 2-1 BRUINS!
PUBERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As the trading deadline approaches, the best thing DS can do is nothing. The synergy on this team has been outstanding and the BRUINS best chance in the PO's is to compete with this current line-up.
Hey, look at me being awake heading into the 3rd on a work night.
Everytime I hear Jack call AA's name I hear "happy to see you"
Were on the PP, time for a bathroom break and ice cold Strohs
Id like to see Linus hold them to a single goal here and build some confidence.
These last 10 minutes are huge.
Theyre gonna blow the lead playing like this
I'm starting to think I'm not a fan of their goalie
There it is !
..the tumbling muffin!
What has Jack retired? I cant think of anything.
Well he hasn't compared winning a game to the American Revolution in a while so that's retired
He saves that **** for the playoffs.
My stomach likes it better when we're leading by 6 goals or so
I've got a good buzz going between this and the Bachelor so they better dig deep for the next 5 minutes or Alicat is going to be angry
I feel like Ive said Reilly what the f*** are you doing? out loud several times tonight
Every time I see Reilly in our end with the puck I shudder! This guy has ZERO hockey Sense!
The rain is making me sleepy.
Pitter patter.
Pitter patter.
Its about that time of the game where the Bruins take a penalty, pass to the Kings, and fail to clear the puck.
The key is not to panic .
Cant watch
do not vomit do not vomit do not vomit do not vomit do not vomit
A couple whiffs by the Kings or itd be tied.
Id go 4 skaters and 2 goalies here.
Sonofabitch
Shut up Jack
We dont need another drinking game Jack
that was a kick straight in the balls
ok to vomit
Wooo!! Free hockey this game rules
I put the wine glass in the kitchen so I wouldn't be tempted to throw it against the wall
Ahhh I remember the good ole days when Tuukka would let in a late goal, that was completely not his fault. And the angry mob would break out their pick forks and torches and start marching on Tuukka's home.
Atta boy Forbort!!!! Smart man!
3 on 3 is fake hockey.
Shootout even more so.
Regardless of how this ends, this is a troubling pattern.
(Undesired) bonus hockey!
I don't know why I watch hockey. It makes me irrationally angry.
Same reason I teach 8th grade, probably.
Without forbort what will cASSidy do in the shootout if we make it that far? Doomed I tell you..
Good work Forbort.
The double standard in this league is staggering considering it is always the Bruins skill players targeted.
When I was at the Bruins@LA game game, the LA arena announced a "Welcome back Derek Forbort" message. The LA fan a few rows back behind us just yells "Who?"
You noticed there weren't any highlights playing for him lol
Yeah I mean it was probably a nice feeling for Forbort, but no one else remembers haha
Mom said "I better not miss any shenanigans" and went to bed after the 2nd, so I'm blaming this on her haha
Call and wake her up, quick! She'll forgive you
Clenching of the cheeks commence
Great. Butch has REILLY on the ice.
Reilly has a this guy sucks moment a solid 2-3 times a game.
Our goalies are looking pretty good lately!
Shut up Jack
wow
I am NOT happy to see that guy
Coyle what the f*** are you smoking
Coyle giveth, Coyle flusheth a point in the toilet.
Went from "push with that" To "what kind of pass is that?" To "you're ****ING kidding me?So dumb. That is so ****ing dumb.
Blow it up.
Sell
**** that mother****er. I hope he ****s his pants with pure liquid diarrhea and it dribbles into his socks.
I'll invite him over for the next taco Tuesday
Cross ice backhand spinorama pass to the last man back 3on3
Once again we snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory
Post Game
Not one sniff or Hall or pasta in OT
Where the f*** is pasta Bruce??
This one is on the coaching staff. Yet another game where their team gives up the tying goal at the end of the game. Then his gross choices in OT for pairing.
Linus deserved better than that
Yet he will be blamed for it all sadly
He should of saved that. His positioning was trash
strong disagree, also made a ridiculous save right before it
Get a pair of glasses b/c that wasn't on Linus
He used up his quota of saves.
I don't understand how he let that go in. Did he not see the play?!
Coyle's fault. But Linus needs to stop that. He was off balance in the net. Terrible positioning.
This Linus complaining is comical. Same ol folks, shocker
Blaming Ullmark is pure agenda driven laziness
Athanasiou going right to Kempe after the goal. Have to believe the Kings really wanted that one after the Forbort fight.
Leafs close it out, Bruins collapse.
Needed someone in the top 6 to put a puck in the net. Props to Petersen, he kept the kings in the game all night long
Rask can't win the big game!
wishing kempe luck on his dice roll or wheel spin or whatever the NHL uses to determine whether slew footing someone is bad or not, that 2 minute powerplay would have been really cool to close out the game but you know it does say right in the rules that penalties can't happen in the final 2 minutes
Bruins are
23-1-3
when leading heading into the 3rd
They will figure it out
closing out games hasnt been a problem all year until this week
Bruce not happy with Achan game post game
Classic, call out the lowest TOI defenseman lol
This coach is a clown
he didnt go after him
a media memeber asked about Achan
and bruce basically said he was meh needs to move his feet more and the puck quicker
The horror of answering a question.
Can you imagine the stress of having a one-goal lead in the playoffs? Holy Moly
the guy broke in with speed. Great shot. Cleanly beat him.
Facts are not opinions.
Fact he was not on his toes at the shot. Fact he was not deep in his crease at the shot.
Fact we dont know if Jesus H. Christ was in net if he would stop the shot.
We are all entitled to opinions. But that doesnt make them facts.
I agree with all of this except I'm pretty sure Jesus would have stopped that shot.
best part of tge game was jack trying to say that guys name. pure comedy.
I ****ing hate hockey
one of those dreaded trap game thingies, Kings played last night so might have heavier legs as the game wears on
Second game in a row Bruins get to play rested against a team that played the day before.
How did the crooked NHL allow that to happen?
Hooray for tiny sample sizes...
Cal Petersen career vs Bruins (less than 28 minutes)
4.40 GAA ; .846 Sv%
Jack! Brick! Jack actually sounds sober tonight
Jack Edwards is everyones favorite uncle
Did somebody spike my drink??
I'm always amazed how many ways there are to pronounce "perilous" lol
Pair-o-lus?
Oh say cant you see
Game
Kopi is my fav non Bruin
Great non-Bruin to root for.
Great career, slightly underrated, good guy...always wanted him on Bs but yeah too expansive and too comfy life in LA
Bruins going with their 3.0 GPA sweaters I see.
I'm just trying to understand when exactly did Jack decide he was no longer gonna be a play by play guy
Brads a wall
Brads a rat.
5 games
Watch Marchand have to fight somebody now
nah, repeat offender, suspended twice this season already. 10 minimum
petition to force Grundstrom to change his name. Too many 'strum's out there, he's now Carl Sundstrom
Jack's word of the day appears to be "tussle"
Notice how hes retired some sayings?
Its like new software updates get installed from time to time.
He'll never retire "tumbling muffin"
as a big Neil Young fan, i'm pretty over the "coin that won't get tossed" schtick
Brick: "Every camera is a snowflake".
I like this durzi dude, he seems good
People complain about the Bruins not having a response when their guy gets hit but LA did absolutely nothing about DeBrusk trucking their goalie
Because he was completely shoved by a LA player. Fans here were getting on the ref for that lame call
How on earth is that a penalty on Debrusk?
There was contact and an effort to stop.
you're not allowed to run over the other team's goalie?
Bruce always looks like a guy trying to figure out how he's gonna explain blowing the kids' college fund at Vegas to his wife
Standing O in my room. rarely happens due to laziness
Your wife deserves better.
Good game so far.
I liked it better when we were scoring at will against them last week, though.
SMITTY!!! 2-1 BRUINS!
PUBERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As the trading deadline approaches, the best thing DS can do is nothing. The synergy on this team has been outstanding and the BRUINS best chance in the PO's is to compete with this current line-up.
Hey, look at me being awake heading into the 3rd on a work night.
Everytime I hear Jack call AA's name I hear "happy to see you"
Were on the PP, time for a bathroom break and ice cold Strohs
Id like to see Linus hold them to a single goal here and build some confidence.
These last 10 minutes are huge.
Theyre gonna blow the lead playing like this
I'm starting to think I'm not a fan of their goalie
There it is !
..the tumbling muffin!
What has Jack retired? I cant think of anything.
Well he hasn't compared winning a game to the American Revolution in a while so that's retired
He saves that **** for the playoffs.
My stomach likes it better when we're leading by 6 goals or so
I've got a good buzz going between this and the Bachelor so they better dig deep for the next 5 minutes or Alicat is going to be angry
I feel like Ive said Reilly what the f*** are you doing? out loud several times tonight
Every time I see Reilly in our end with the puck I shudder! This guy has ZERO hockey Sense!
The rain is making me sleepy.
Pitter patter.
Pitter patter.
Its about that time of the game where the Bruins take a penalty, pass to the Kings, and fail to clear the puck.
The key is not to panic .
Cant watch
do not vomit do not vomit do not vomit do not vomit do not vomit
A couple whiffs by the Kings or itd be tied.
Id go 4 skaters and 2 goalies here.
Sonofabitch
Shut up Jack
We dont need another drinking game Jack
that was a kick straight in the balls
ok to vomit
Wooo!! Free hockey this game rules
I put the wine glass in the kitchen so I wouldn't be tempted to throw it against the wall
Ahhh I remember the good ole days when Tuukka would let in a late goal, that was completely not his fault. And the angry mob would break out their pick forks and torches and start marching on Tuukka's home.
Atta boy Forbort!!!! Smart man!
3 on 3 is fake hockey.
Shootout even more so.
Regardless of how this ends, this is a troubling pattern.
(Undesired) bonus hockey!
I don't know why I watch hockey. It makes me irrationally angry.
Same reason I teach 8th grade, probably.
Without forbort what will cASSidy do in the shootout if we make it that far? Doomed I tell you..
Good work Forbort.
The double standard in this league is staggering considering it is always the Bruins skill players targeted.
When I was at the Bruins@LA game game, the LA arena announced a "Welcome back Derek Forbort" message. The LA fan a few rows back behind us just yells "Who?"
You noticed there weren't any highlights playing for him lol
Yeah I mean it was probably a nice feeling for Forbort, but no one else remembers haha
Mom said "I better not miss any shenanigans" and went to bed after the 2nd, so I'm blaming this on her haha
Call and wake her up, quick! She'll forgive you
Clenching of the cheeks commence
Great. Butch has REILLY on the ice.
Reilly has a this guy sucks moment a solid 2-3 times a game.
Our goalies are looking pretty good lately!
Shut up Jack
wow
I am NOT happy to see that guy
Coyle what the f*** are you smoking
Coyle giveth, Coyle flusheth a point in the toilet.
Went from "push with that" To "what kind of pass is that?" To "you're ****ING kidding me?So dumb. That is so ****ing dumb.
Blow it up.
Sell
**** that mother****er. I hope he ****s his pants with pure liquid diarrhea and it dribbles into his socks.
I'll invite him over for the next taco Tuesday
Cross ice backhand spinorama pass to the last man back 3on3
Once again we snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory
Post Game
Not one sniff or Hall or pasta in OT
Where the f*** is pasta Bruce??
This one is on the coaching staff. Yet another game where their team gives up the tying goal at the end of the game. Then his gross choices in OT for pairing.
Linus deserved better than that
Yet he will be blamed for it all sadly
He should of saved that. His positioning was trash
strong disagree, also made a ridiculous save right before it
Get a pair of glasses b/c that wasn't on Linus
He used up his quota of saves.
I don't understand how he let that go in. Did he not see the play?!
Coyle's fault. But Linus needs to stop that. He was off balance in the net. Terrible positioning.
This Linus complaining is comical. Same ol folks, shocker
Blaming Ullmark is pure agenda driven laziness
Athanasiou going right to Kempe after the goal. Have to believe the Kings really wanted that one after the Forbort fight.
Leafs close it out, Bruins collapse.
Needed someone in the top 6 to put a puck in the net. Props to Petersen, he kept the kings in the game all night long
Rask can't win the big game!
wishing kempe luck on his dice roll or wheel spin or whatever the NHL uses to determine whether slew footing someone is bad or not, that 2 minute powerplay would have been really cool to close out the game but you know it does say right in the rules that penalties can't happen in the final 2 minutes
Bruins are
23-1-3
when leading heading into the 3rd
They will figure it out
closing out games hasnt been a problem all year until this week
Bruce not happy with Achan game post game
Classic, call out the lowest TOI defenseman lol
This coach is a clown
he didnt go after him
a media memeber asked about Achan
and bruce basically said he was meh needs to move his feet more and the puck quicker
The horror of answering a question.
Can you imagine the stress of having a one-goal lead in the playoffs? Holy Moly
the guy broke in with speed. Great shot. Cleanly beat him.
Facts are not opinions.
Fact he was not on his toes at the shot. Fact he was not deep in his crease at the shot.
Fact we dont know if Jesus H. Christ was in net if he would stop the shot.
We are all entitled to opinions. But that doesnt make them facts.
I agree with all of this except I'm pretty sure Jesus would have stopped that shot.
best part of tge game was jack trying to say that guys name. pure comedy.
I ****ing hate hockey