Chat log from R3 of 2022: Adelaide vs Port Adelaide
 exatekk: Hey all. go crom
 zadolinnyj: Rochelle in middle
 TheFlagger: come on dawson go big
BigChief: I would love to see Adel win, just can’t see it happening.
 MrWalrus: Might settle in for this one, should be bruising,.
 exatekk: me either Chief, just need to not get smashed in the clearances
Protocol: that was a stretch wow
BigChief: Let’s go Cows
 MrWalrus: The only thing worse than Port is the Pies so go the Camry Crows
 navy_blues: any of u crows supporters got keays in your side?
 Ash777: now for the real game.
 exatekk: nah…dont ask me why
Crowls: The only thing worse than an eagles supporter is a crows supporter.   Go Port the real SA footy xlub
 navy_blues: i think he goes under the radar a bit
 navy_blues: but worth considering for sure
BigChief: Dawson the game has started.
 TheFlagger: keays cleaned up his disposal this year which is great for his sc
 Ash777: Looks like keays will be crows top scoring player this season.
 Torz: Get on the field Crouch
 TheFlagger: crows putting the heat on
 Fatbar5tad: Fuck Port. Hinkley our man on the inside.
 wadaramus: High pressure low quality start to the game.
 wadaramus: You lurking PAFC?
 wadaramus: JButcher?
 zadolinnyj: Was weird Dawson and crouch starting on bench
 TheFlagger: love that celebration 
 DrSeuss: Ok decent first touch Rachele – 
 PAFC4eva: here wada watching battle for the spoon
 wadaramus: There you are mate, high quality showdown start!
 PAFC4eva: alright if your a crowy
 DrSeuss: How was that in the back? Umps making some fun decisions this weekend so far
 wadaramus: Virtually nil all at present!
 Yelse: two crappy games to the eye tonight 
 wadaramus: Awesome tap to advantage there..
 PAFC4eva: love a ranga ps how does marshall get a game after 4 possies last week
 wadaramus: Fucking umpires!
 Fatbar5tad: Himmelberg is horrible. 
 NewFreoFan: Marshall has to have nude photos of Hinkley or something
m0nty: Contact free on Butts
Protocol: wines spends more time on the bench than he does the field
 zadolinnyj: Swallow ur whistles ummps
 JButcher: Wines has a niggle i reckon, no other reason to only have 64% TOG in a showdown
 PAFC4eva: ha ha nude photos in gay bar
 wadaramus: I love the way players fire up after getting an undeserving free kick..
 Yelse: seems a lot of premiums spending too much time on the bench this year
 wadaramus: Come on, lets go! You got a free goal mate!
 PAFC4eva: cmon wada you sound like bhg
 JButcher: salty already wada?
 wadaramus: OK, sorry mate, will temper the bias 
 wadaramus: You know I am right though right?
Protocol: there we go, ollie off with a blood rule
 bhg26: You have summoned me PAFC
 DrSeuss: Another shady free against Rachele
 Ash777: sammy mayes delivery you a new goal 
Protocol: need him to get some junk time now haha
 PAFC4eva: just waiting for a comment bhg opps dixs not playing
 Ash777: delivering rather
 TheFlagger: uh oh butters
 DrSeuss: Powell Pepper you stupid flog 
 Torz: Butters with his weekly Band-Aid
 bhg26: Hes practicing at home PAFC
 JButcher: Plays better injured Torz haha
 TheFlagger: great start dawson
 PAFC4eva: in the lounge with his own whistle
 Torz: Is Crouch playing as the interchange steward or something? Ffs
arbel: Powell pepper is just a clunky idiot.
m0nty: Butters gone forward
 TheFlagger: uh oh
 Ash777: bet heaps of ppl bought in butters
 TheFlagger: Dawson has been sensational
 Torz: Dawson is the Crows best player 
 DrSeuss: Butters back near the middle.  Powell Pepper is still a hack 
 wadaramus: Started with Butters, good job Dawson!
 kascadev8: hinge back to terrible, on his last hinges in my team
 Torz: Butters looks fine
 Ash777: Dawson killing Hinge
Protocol: houston jumpers not looking to happy
 2Ph0nes: i assume you’re 12 with that line
m0nty: Berg 2 Berg for that goal
 TheFlagger: dawson highest TOG is handy
 bhg26: Why are you doing this to me hinge
 JButcher: Ollie get on the flowering field
 zadolinnyj: Hinge on bench equals big score. Hinge on ground equals no score
 Gotigres: Well done Hinge, you have reached double figures
 PAFC4eva: looks like hinkley got some nude photos of marshall
 kascadev8: rachele kick another bag
 zadolinnyj: Rochelle a goal sneak but terrible tackler and bad in middle. Not hard enough
m0nty: Mead HODLers happy
 Torz: Mead knows how to find it. 
 wadaramus: Cheap 50’s ruin the game.
 wadaramus: Why is AFL umpiring so insipid?
BigChief: Tough on a 3rd gamer Zado
 wadaramus: That free kick, and others, are fucking pathetic.
 exatekk: doesnt help when 30% of our list are potatoes wada
 zadolinnyj: The word interpretation wada. Old days rules were clear. Drop ball free, holding the ball 180 degrees
 zadolinnyj: Not tough just when he?s on my ground he has scored bad
beerent11: So much anger.
 JButcher: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
 wadaramus: Fucken pathetic shit.
 zadolinnyj: Those frees need to be 25 not 50
BigChief: Poor call on Laird compounded by dumb 50m penalty.
 wadaramus: What’s so funny JButcher, that Port can only kick a goal when the umpire gives a free kick or 50?
 Fatbar5tad: Port need umpire goals or they can’t score.  Forward set up is shocking.
beerent11: Somewhere the phantom is smiling.
 Torz: Such a crap rule
 wadaramus: It would be good to see teams kick goals without free kicks!
 DrSeuss: How was that holding the ball.  Port definitely getting assistance
 Fatbar5tad: Ack. Got Mead on the bench.
 JButcher: If the scores were reversed wada you’d be laughing too, any time you’re leading in a showdown is a happy time
 wadaramus: Na, there has been nothing good in this quarter except for shit umpiring.
 zadolinnyj: How many times do crows just kick straight to opposition
 _Wang_: Any chance of a touch butters you squib 
 BurtCocain: what kinda injury is zak carrying?
 DrSeuss: Screw you Powell Pepper – Butters gone super quiet since you steam rolled him 
 bhg26: Butters, after the game, you are grounded mister!
 exatekk: ya have to admit wada, there are at least 4 of our blokes that should be bumped back to the sanfl
 MrWalrus: Not Butters’ night constantly on screen & around it but just not getting to him
 JButcher: From impact alone it looks like ribs @BurtCocain
 DrSeuss: Yeah regularly gettng ignored when in space Walrus
 wadaramus: Goal without a free kick, no fucken way!
 zadolinnyj: Not happy that pepper spread butters
 Ash777: ribs and trade in cursed
 Torz: Skinner needs to learn how to tackle without getting a free away
 JButcher: Goal with a free kick, no floweren way wada haha
 wadaramus: Had the ball when tackled, play on in my book, but the AFL suck.
 MrWalrus: Butters got clangered for that diving under pressure chest mark attempt before, CD no idea
BigChief: Not in the back Wada?
 wadaramus: Maybe a tad in the back, but had the ball when tackled.
 wadaramus: That was a fucking goal you stupid AFL cunts!
 Ash777: was called dangerous tackle not in the back
Protocol: wines keeping bench warm haha
 mattmac24: I trust the goal umpires decision in that case. Couldn’t be confirmed in the review
 wadaramus: Dangerous tackle? WTF??!!
 JButcher: Crows playing Marshall into another 10 weeks in the side
m0nty: Houston dropped 10 points there
 Pies20: Lucky zads has butters as well could of bin game over 
 zadolinnyj: Massive push by Houston on smith
 Ash777: Only Touk of the premo mids is going to rise from the looks.
 mattmac24: Wada, Skinner pinned his arms and drove his head into the ground, has been called a dangerous tackle for a while
 MrWalrus: Agree matt, Fair point call before.
 zadolinnyj: And hinge pies
 wadaramus: The vidoe clearly showed a goal, but the revert to umpires call, pathetic!
 Pies20: Yeah but don’t won’t to reverse that psychology that gear, I’m still in it just zads 
 wadaramus: Sorry mattmac, a push in the back used to be a push in the back, tackling from behind was legal, AFL sucks.
 mattmac24: But it didn’t Wada, you could not clearly see a gap between ball and post, it is not 100% certain it was behind the line
 PAFC4eva: you alright wada might need a roly
 MrWalrus: No it didn’t clearly show a goal, it clearly had the crucial frame missing, umps call correct
 wadaramus: Pin arms, good technique, get some grass in your mouth coz it was face first, free kick.
 mattmac24: Wada. It was a dangerous tackle, used to be legal because the education on head injuries was minimal, not anymore.
 wadaramus: Fair dinkum, because we couldn’t zoom in to see if it was 1mm across the line we cancel the goal, unjust!
 MrWalrus: I’ll give you the tackle one wada, way to many great tackles being penalised as “dangerous”
 wadaramus: You guys have lost the plot, reward the highest percentage, not the least.
 MrWalrus: Wada, goal ump called point, review inconclusive, umpires call, it was correct
 Ash777: I think it was a behind but only like a mm.
arbel: Cmon butters get invole
 zadolinnyj: Happy with crouch. 
 PAFC4eva: put a bit of floyd on during half time wada
 wadaramus: A roly PAFC, you mean a giant spliff?
 wadaramus: Man PAFC, I am a Floyd fanatic, don’t need Wish You Were Here to calm me down, need some umpire sackings!
 wadaramus: MrWalrus, if the video umpire couldn’t call that a goal, we are beyond redemption.
 PAFC4eva: bit of comfortably numb will do the trick
 wadaramus: Best solo ever PAFC.
 MrWalrus: The replay was inconclusive, no way could you say he hadn’t touched it before the ball fully over, umpires call correct,
 PAFC4eva: fav floyd song
 MrWalrus: Was actually a review not ruined by a guess for a nice change
 mattmac24: The video umpire’s job is to determine that it is 100% a goal. If it isn’t 100% a goal it’s the goal umpires decision.
 wadaramus: Bullshit MrWalrus, it was across the line, did you have a magnifying glass the AFL didn’t have?
 PAFC4eva: by the way congrats last week walrus i had a real stinker
 wadaramus: SO you’re telling me you could see a minor fraction of the ball not across the line?
 MrWalrus: When did he first touch it? Before the frame you’re talking about is when Wada, correct call
 mattmac24: Did you get the magnifying glass out? It couldn’t be determined by the tech they have so it is inconclusive.. Let it go
 wadaramus: For me PAFC, if I had to pick one, it would be Time.
 zadolinnyj: In the words of dumb and dumber, so ur telling me there?s a chance
 MrWalrus: Unlucky PAFC, team is solid, will be a good rematch I reckon
 wadaramus: Complete speculation, this is why it should have been awarded a goal.
 wadaramus: Haha zado!
 MrWalrus: No, that’s why it shouldn’t, goal umpire said point, can’t overrule on speculation
 mattmac24: No! That is why it wasn’t because if it can’t be determined, it goes back to the goal ump’s decision which was touched.
 wadaramus: Deliberate out of bounds, more superb umpiring! Fuck the ALF!
 mattmac24: If the goal ump said it wasn’t touched and called it a goal, it would have been a goal. Smh
 zadolinnyj: Should not have been a free since it was a spoil
 wadaramus: Stupid goal umpire MrWalrus.
Protocol: wines starting bench again? my dude is actually the benchwarmer
Protocol: ahh, hes out now, lets get some junk
 2Ph0nes: tampons are required for a few in the chat tonight
 mattmac24: Might be time for you to turn off the game Wada!
 zadolinnyj: While Motlop is playing port can?t win a premiership
 JButcher: Wada goes waa waa
Andrew1234: Dawson getting tagged by drew 
 wadaramus: Not yet mattmac!
 Hazza09: Ofcourse my opponent doesn?t have Butters 
 DrSeuss: You spelt Powell-Pepper wrong Zado 
 MrWalrus: Hahahaha, I can agree with that wada
 zadolinnyj: Massive throw
 TheFlagger: far out tagging a winger
 Tangent: Lol bullshit
 Tangent: From a throw to a goal
 TheFlagger: as long as dawson cracks the ton im a happy camper
 Gotigres: This game is killing me. Butters 31, Hinge 33 and Rachele 26
Andrew1234: Can?t see a ton with Drew on him 
 mattmac24: Probably the only good deliberate oob I’ve seen for a while
beerent11: Not Robinson Crusoe there gotigres.
 BRAZZERS: is butters hampered by that bump? Or just playing shit?
BigChief: Yes Butters you got a kick.
 wadaramus: Why the fuck do we keep getting caught out over the back?
 TheFlagger: Yea they might even swing him forward like last week. hes alright overhead obviously not sc friendly though
 MrWalrus: Butters having an almost night Brazz, could easily go 80 yet
 mattmac24: Just not getting any of it Brazzers
m0nty: Hinge and Rachele waxing, nice
 TheFlagger: at least heeney only went in the 80s
Protocol: maybe wines does have a niggle, not in it
 Pies20: Liberal did loose the election protocol maybe his mind elsewhere?
beerent11: Butters doesn?t matter most have him anyway.
 Gotigres: Ok, now I am not going to whinge about Hinge
 mattmac24: 50% in SC for butters, not fussed with a low scoring game from him, will jsut make a bunch of people trade him out!
 original: Jesus deserves a fine for staging that and the flop early in the game
Protocol: rachelle picking up some junk
 PAFC4eva: you heard that rumour to pies
BigChief: Junk 2/3’s way through 3rd quarter?
 Ash777: Crows finds a good tall
 Pies20: Yes yes i have pafc4 surely not?
 PAFC4eva: surely if he is he could do better than steve
beerent11: What number is Jesus wearing original?
 Yelse: is hinge the designated kick in ?
 zadolinnyj: Massive hold on laird
 Gotigres: Great couple of minutes by Hinge
a1trader: Hinge looks good
 exatekk: funny zad, i had him all thru team picker, then he busts his hand, so i went to Titch, but yeah give him a few weeks
 MrWalrus: I have the Hinge on bench regret, was him or McCartin though so hardly a disaster
 original: Beerent haha not sure how keays corrects to Jesus on my phone
 Pies20: 🤣 pafc4 you would think so, hinge lifting zads 
 Ash777: crows just hinging onto the game?
 wadaramus: How was that HTB, fuck you umpire!
 zadolinnyj: Happy pies
Pokerface: geez Walrus, must have strong defence. whose d5?
 Ash777: port throwers
 zadolinnyj: Massive throw. Come on umps
 exatekk: imma guess Bowey
 bhg26: Hinge never in doubt
Pokerface: does a cork bob differently in ocean when its off Kangaroo Island? 
 MrWalrus: Stewart, Crisp, Short, Showerfield, Hewett. 1-5
Pokerface: @exatekk yeah i thought that as soon as i posted
 DrSeuss: Would love Butters to get to 80?you can do it 
Pokerface: wow. that is def heavy!
 wadaramus: How does McHenry keep getting games?
 exatekk: i was wrong! my D5 is Bowey!
 Tangent: Shut up wada
 DrSeuss: Should have given it to Rachele 
 original: Shoulda let rachele mark it or kick it buddy
Pokerface: mine is mccartin!
 kascadev8: mchenry robs rachele then absolutely sprays it
Protocol: my defence is a mess, we dont talk about it haha
 MrWalrus: I’m heavy everywhere but ruck, go Preuss & Hayes with English pinch hitting via DPP
 zadolinnyj: Agree wada. Rus around like a spastic. Needs to settle and focus on getting ball
 Pies20: You have got me zads now I’m flowered mrouch and hinge helping you get away, clarry and English massive scores 
Pokerface: wow, that’s different. love it
 wadaramus: Really Tangent, that’s a super intelligent retort!
 zadolinnyj: Who is who dares wins in gf SuperCoach
 Tangent: He gives 100% day in day out and gets in there 
 Pies20: Play nice crows fans all get along please 🙏 
 zadolinnyj: Touk vs Neale captain could still help you mate. 1 injury changes everytning
 wadaramus: His skills are insufficient for AFL, not saying his effort is not there.
 MrWalrus: Working too, Green M5, Xerri F5 ave 2350, well until this week
 Pies20: Not that i care really 🤣
Pokerface: crows fans so unruly they making the pies fan look civil
 Gotigres: Great qtr Hinge
 zadolinnyj: Gives 100 but does not influence play
 zadolinnyj: Lol poker
 PJ39301965: Evening all
 Gotigres: Skinner subbed out
 wadaramus: Surely you jest Poker?!
Pokerface: unsub him
 MrWalrus: Yep Zads, you’re going huge this week it seems where most are having a poor one
 exatekk: ease up poker. im being civil LOL
Pokerface: i never jest wada.
 PJ39301965: @Zado, that would be me. Why?
 exatekk: hey navy, just remembered why i dont have Keays
 wadaramus: High quality 50 metre penalty there.
 zadolinnyj: Your team looks good mate
Protocol: Marshall and Gollant getting a good run tonight
 navy_blues: yes?
 JButcher: Wada goes waa waa again
 PJ39301965: Thanks,
 Ash777: who would go bigger. Touk or Neale?
 kascadev8: chat very interesting tonight
 Crippa9: Better connection up forward tonight for port?
 wadaramus: The AFL have to make sure goals are being scored by paying shit free kicks.
 exatekk: low floor, high ceiling
BigChief: Is that a tacticle sub from Port? Skinner looked okay to me
 JButcher: Fogarty gives real John Butcher vibes
 Gotigres: Butters going backwards
 Pies20: Sarcasm kasca?
 zadolinnyj: How fresh does Fredrick?s look. Tactical injury maybe
 exatekk: nothing wrong with skinner
 wadaramus: At least I am contributing to the chat JButcher, you?
 PAFC4eva: changed my mind on fogerty wada
 zadolinnyj: I love a fired up wada. Banter beast
 BRAZZERS: bitching about umpiring for 4 quarters isn’t contributing nackers
 kascadev8: nah Pies, getting a good laugh
Pokerface: we should all catch up at the Ramsgate
 Yelse: boak so under rated anyone got him 
 wadaramus: Bitch about something Brazzers knackerbags.
 JButcher: I’m enjoying a Port win wada
 zadolinnyj: Lol poker. They should play the actual game at rams
 wadaramus: What have they got on tap Poker?
Pokerface: lol zad
 italz: Freddyyyy
beerent11: Had him last three years yelse. Regretting leaving him out this year so far.
Protocol: i dont think boak is underrated at all haha
 Gotigres: Have a rest on the bench Butters
 zadolinnyj: Fredricks doing a touchdown dance
 Pies20: Haha poker
 original: Hope bitters can get to 65
Pokerface: have no idea wada. ask riccuito, he’d know
 zadolinnyj: Fake an injury cook so we get a fresh player
 wadaramus: Roo is bagging the Crows worse than me!
 Pies20: If he doesn’t we will all be butters original 
Protocol: Boak is like a fine wine, better with age
 zadolinnyj: Angry spirits and fosters would think
 Pies20: Hang on the other way round original haha 
beerent11: Afl lebron.
 zadolinnyj: O?Brien cooked. Needs a chop out
 exatekk: afl charles oakley beer
 Raspel31: Being new to this game I do not understand why Butters  is not kicking butt tonight. Confused.
 Gotigres: Do something Rachele
 JButcher: Should’ve won by 10 goals, 5 will do though
 DrSeuss: Need to get Rachele up the ground again 
beerent11: Gone way back exatekk.
 Ninty: What has happened to Butters?
beerent11: Hot in the kitchen ninty
 Ash777: need wines to ton
 Gotigres: Hinge just got crunched. Not sure if he’s ok 
 Tangent: That’s called effort… Love ya Ned!
 zadolinnyj: Very new Raspel31. U can?t believe it?s not butters
 DrSeuss: Got smashed by Powell-Spudder at the end of the first. Hasn?t recovered real well
Protocol: wines thriving right now
 Gotigres: Hinge is fine
 Fatbar5tad: Why throw the guy on the ground? Some stuff stuff by the Crows tonight
 wadaramus: Tackled with the ball, tackle finished without it, free kick, fuck off!
Pokerface: between ppepper, butters and wines, port have a nice buerre blanc on their hands
 zadolinnyj: Weak free
 JButcher: Wada goes waa waa again and again
 Raspel31: M0nty- I would like to lodge a complaint. The scores of Rachele and Butters are not moving.
 DrSeuss: I second Raspel?s complaint 
 JButcher: See what happens when you get off the bench Ollie, easy tons
 MrWalrus: I like a bit of mead myself poker
 zadolinnyj: That was terrible free as well
 kascadev8: third rasp
Pokerface: it will pair well walrus
Pokerface: won’t leave us looking skinner though
 zadolinnyj: Flower me. You can?t miss kick now
 Ninty: Nothing worse than seeing a player with his arms out for deliberate than trying to keep it in themselves 
beerent11: Engage hinge loophole.
 Ash777: ROB over Gawn so far so good.
 MrWalrus: Need the Skinner for the grappa
 Ninty: Port cooked
 kascadev8: was that mchenry stealing another rachele touch?
 MrWalrus: It seems a game has broken out here
 Fatbar5tad: Himmelberg and Marshall.  WTAF!
 Ash777: Go crows
 navy_blues: senses some nervous ppl in room lol
Protocol: ump calls have been awful, but good game so far
 zadolinnyj: Get crouch back on
beerent11: Go crows!
 Ninty: Seems JButcher went the earl crow
 Raspel31: I know kasca- outrageous. Who cares about the scores.
 Tangent: Flashbacks to that Dawson robbed goal
Protocol: anyone else hold mead? not looking too bad
 Raspel31: Despite not touching the pill I think Butters has had a great game.
 JButcher: Still gonna win Ninty 
 exatekk: fuck me dead
 Fatbar5tad: fmd they’ve given another 50 away
blonde0na: wada’s not going to like this 
 Ash777: Umps win!
 MrWalrus: That’s not right
 zadolinnyj: Great game umpires. He had played on. Stupid rule
 Tangent: Green maggots strike!
 Ninty: Not by 5 or 10 goals ay. Still an earl crow
 DrSeuss: Umps deciding another game. Becoming a joke. 
 Tangent: Ball dont lie
 Fatbar5tad: McKenzie again sensational
 wadaramus: Don’t want to waa waa.
 JButcher: Win is a win Ninty, shouldve been by 15 goals if we could kick straight
 Raspel31: Well, Rachele lost a bag of points for that.
 exatekk: omfg
 zadolinnyj: No way
 Fatbar5tad: After the siren kick! He’s been belted!
 MrWalrus: Crowed too early again butch?
 Ninty: Wowee boy oh boy
 PAFC4eva: whoever wins a game between 2 cellar dwellers
 Gotigres: Rachele just lost 13 points
 navy_blues: here we go
 DrSeuss: Missed a Rachele tackle earlier – getting screwed this qtr 
 wadaramus: Suck a fat one JButcher you wanker!
 Ninty: Lol JButcher
 zadolinnyj: Dawson will get a million for that
BigChief: Hahaha @JButcher. Eat that.
 bhg26: Oh Butch
 JButcher: Well played fellas we deserve to be 0-3
 Gotigres: Oh wow, good kick
 zadolinnyj: Go you flowering crows. Yes wada
 DrSeuss: Yes – what a comeback. Nothing better than seeing Port lose lol 
 Ash777: That was a great goal
 tor01doc: JButcher?.?
 kascadev8: rachele trade out incoming
 bhg26: Go crom
 Tangent: Hahaha cry you muppet port fans
 wadaramus: We’re shit, but at least we beat Port 
 Amare: hahaha bye bye Port
beerent11: J butcher copped it. Fair play.
 Gelly: haha sucked in
 MrWalrus: Dawson one milllllllion SC
 zadolinnyj: We could lose every other game but this years great now
 wadaramus: So good for Dawson to kick the winner!
 Gelly: -100 for mayes
 Fatbar5tad: Give butch credit, he manned up
 MrWalrus: Also kudos Butcher for not just disappearing and copping his (deserved) licks
 PAFC4eva: surely spotlight has to be on hinkley now
 DrSeuss: When does Hinkley get the boot? 
 PAFC4eva: could be soon seuss
 wadaramus: Now for the fun of listening to the Port ferals let rip on 5AA 
 zadolinnyj: Agree MrWalrus. He stayed and copped it. Well done butch
 PAFC4eva: contenders to pretenders gonna be a long year
 PAFC4eva: dawson deserves medal
 wadaramus: Waa, waa, waa.
