How to Keep Your Cat From Eating You Alive During the Pet Food Shortage
My two cats, Miso and Tofu, have frequently pawed and even gently nibbled at my face while I’ve been sleeping, presumably to check whether I’m actually dead and ready for consumption, so I have no doubt that in a pinch they’d team up to eat me. So you can imagine that I’m sitting uneasily with the news of a recent cat…