It's Not 'Short King Spring.' Seasons Do Not Need Nicknames.
Every time I see a new headline pronouncing it’s “Hot Girl Autumn” or “Short King Spring,” ahead of whatever upcoming season, I want to projectile vomit into the trash can under my desk. While some might say that’s melodramatic, the incessant urge to gag matches the unspeakable dread of the situation: We appear to be…