WTS: CHI @ LAK, Mailing it in...

Pre Game
FIRST
maybe last if nobody stays up to watch

Let's not suck.

I have to drill some teeth at 730am so I’m assuming my patients want me sober and well rested like a LAMEASS.

Wondering. When exactly did LA become a good team?
–They haven't, good teams don't have a negative GD.
–They're borderline 8th seed, but they rebuild hard before their stars were totally done so they got some nice youth and vet combos
–They have lost D. Doughty for the year.
–I guess it depends on what one calls good but considering how bad Kings were, making the playoffs makes them at least respectable.

Game
Welp, Kings strike first and that guy looks familiar.

I like Danault, but how many times is he going to make the Hawks pay for trading him away for garbage?
–Every time he plays the Hawks, apparently.
–The worst part about it is he celebrates his goals jjjjuuuuuuussssssttttt a bit too much.
–Good one. I imagined that line spoken in a Bob Uecker voice.
–There was nothing wrong with trading away Danault for a team that had very legitimate Cup aspirations that season. Price to play the game.
The problem was that the return sucked out loud.

6 sog in 33 minutes way to go hawks
–It is a very consistent pace
–I am glad I am drinking alcohol right now.

the only solace I take in this game is if and when LA wins this game we inch closer to Vegas missing the playoffs which would be hilarious.

Delia is having himself a game but the rebound control.....yikes.

I think the Hawks have like two shots the past twenty something minutes.

Kane!
Looked offside though
–Don't think it'll count
–Sadly, they will take that away from Hawks
–Teams should have time limit on deciding to challenge
No chance to review it
30 seconds from score or no challenge is allowed
Yeah this is not going to count and that sucks so much

I almost want the Hawks to lose this review so I will feel comfortable leaving at the intermission

It's the seventh sign: Ref ruled in favor of the Hawks.

Oh God, now I have to watch the 3rd period

50 minutes into game and the shots are 32-14 Kings

Is there anyone else here? Feels like the United Center circa 2005
–We've got a whole THREE people viewing this discussion. Feel the excitement!
–Are you counting yourself?
–Well now it says four. So ... maybe?

I know Jonathan Quick supposedly started for the Kings, but has anyone actually verified that?

I can see how people start doing meth.
–I'd stick with the beer.
–Jack, Jim, or Johnnie would be needed here
–Maybe Everclear and Moonshine.
–Mainlined intravenously.

Post Game
Can I write the summary?
It would go:
"If you are reading this that means you did not watch the game. Be glad."

Hope those season tickets I bought are worth it...