Yerry De Los Santos is commonly known as Yerry Across The Mersey, and now that
Esteury Ruiz seems on the precipice of being called up we have a new river. The best river since Alex Rios? Well, thanks for asking since I did major in geography at the Fantasy Baseball College of Charleston. 1. Mickey Rivers 2. Alex Rios 3. Esteury Ruiz. 4. Dylan Bundy, who isn't named for a body of water, but is always a streamer. Unranked: Drew Waters. You know how close those were though? It's hard to fathoms. Damn, you walked into that one! For the Padres, Esteury was called up to the taxi squad in Colorado, and, with Profar out, Ruiz could be with the team at any moment. Why do we care? Okay, okay, wanna get to the meat, huh? He's got 50+ steal speed! That's it! It's a wrap! Okay, he could hit 10 homers and .300. Whatevs! I don't know why the Padres haven't just put him on the squad already, but I bet it's any moment. Grab him now, before it's like trying to grab water out of a river. Poetic! Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
