My husband’s feet are so smelly a frog that crawled into his trainers ‘was gassed to death’
A MUM says her man’s feet are so smelly they “gassed” a frog which crawled into his trainers.
Gemma Tyson, 40, was astonished to discover the dead amphibian in one of mechanic Brian’s Nikes.
She soon put phew and phew together and concluded the creature was overcome by the whiff.
She said Brian rarely changes his socks, which leads to a powerful honk — although he claims one of their cats killed the frog and dropped it in his shoe.
Mum-of-three Gemma added: “The frog looked as if it had passed out from the smell — like it had been gassed.
“Its pose was quite dramatic and stretched out. I’d say it looked shocked! I thought it was a kid’s fake one at first, until I realised it wasn’t.”
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Company boss Gemma, of Cheddar, Somerset, added: “Brian’s feet really do pong.
“He’ll keep putting the same socks on if they smell ‘passable’. Well, his version of what’s fit to use is a lot different to mine.
“He doesn’t care how bad his shoes smell. He’s only had these trainers since Christmas and it doesn’t seem long enough to have killed a frog.
“We’ll have to spray his shoes to protect animals in future — or make sure they’re in the cupboard.”
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Brian, 36, denies that his trainers emit a fatal stink.
He said: “I’m not guilty! I’m adamant a cat dropped the frog in there.”
But he admitted: “The frog’s lucky it wasn’t my work boots — they’re quite bad.”