This is going to be less on the flowery introduction, and more on the blurbs. This will be a mega blurbstomp, and I hoped you packed a big lunch, and something to drink, maybe a kettle and a convection oven, some cast iron skillets, a gas range, a refrigerator, a sink and garbage disposal, custom Ikea cabinets with a marble countertop, maybe an island unless it’s going to be a small space, a herringbone backsplash, sealed linoleum floors, fan for the range, a Danish Modern dining room table with 4-6 chairs, candles for mood, flower petals, a heart-shaped hot tub, and finally, a roll of quarters for the vibrating bed.
