Trump lawyer who lost bid to kill American democracy calls Simone Biles and Joe Biden 'losers'

Jenna Ellis is perhaps best known for conspicuously side-eyeing Rudy Giuliani as the last remnants of his eternal soul seeped from his sphincter into the blessed ether, leaving the dusty husk of Twiddle-Knobs Nosferatu behind to imperil Western democracy. She’s almost as well known for being part of the Trump legal effort that grievously embarrassed the ex-pr*sident—and the world’s most powerful democracy—with a series of feckless court challenges.

But somehow stepping on the same rake over and over again in a long-shot bid to return a venal tub of suet to power makes you a “winner,” whereas being the greatest gymnast in the history of the sport lands you squarely in the “loser” category—as does winning a presidential election with the highest vote total in history.

So after President Joe Biden presented Presidential Medals of Freedom to 17 awardees, including Olympic and world champion gymnast Simone Biles and two-time Women’s World Cup champion Megan Rapinoe, Ellis decided it was the perfect time to shiv irony in the kidneys with her Big Lots participation trophy.