'The environment is upside down': GOP panics because—surprise!—Democrats are winning the culture war

For decades, Republicans have successfully leveraged anti-choicers’ blastocyst boosterism to notch victories in elections large and small. Their efforts culminated in the realization of their decades-long dream in June—the end of Roe v. Wade. Well, now we’re on offense and they’re on defense, and it’s starting to look like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the Nazis finally get their prize and proceed to melt their goofy faces off.

You can see this in the raw numbers—for instance, the generic ballot has suddenly swung in the Democrats’ favor, and Dems are outperforming expectations in early races across the country—but the winds of change are also detectable on the ground. Roevember is coming, and Republicans’ bullshit reserves are running dry.

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Turns out when you declare yourself the official party of mandatory incest and rape babies, people tend to notice. Who knew?