Guy Fieri Is Saving the Country, One Slider at a Time
Guy Fieri is a hero of mine.
I’m not being sarcastic. I genuinely, earnestly love this man.
Like any American with eyeballs and a television, I was immediately captivated by the host when he first burst onto my TV set, quite literally, like a flame. It’s iconography at this point, an image of modern-day Americana: Guy Fieri in an oversized bowling shirt seared with a flame pattern that points up to his impressive tan—and, finally, the bleached-blonde hair spikes, from which his seemingly boundless energy wafts off like smoke.