Judge The Two Of Us – Aaron-Maris In A Tie

Hey, let me ask you something, are we shipping Roger Maris Jr. and Aaron Judge's mom? What? Why are you booing me? Okay, serious-serious question, how many changes of clothes does Roger Maris Jr. have with him in Toronto? Okay, serious-serious-serious question, isn't Roger Maris Jr. actually just Roger Maris but with an asterisk? Stop throwing tomatoes at me! I can't use all my Roger Maris Jr. material anywhere else. So, Aaron Judge (1-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs) hit 61, becoming, what, the seventh most prolific home run hitter in a season? Honestly, when you really stop to think about what Barry Bonds did, it's truly remarkable. I don't care if he was sticking Babe Ruth's DNA in his butt and Ted Williams's DNA in his male sack, it's freakin' impressive! Aaron Judge? Also, incredibly impressive. I'm not going to lie, when I hear stuff like, "He becomes the first player to have 130 runs and 130 RBIs in the same season since 2007," and how he's almost 20 homers higher than anyone else in the majors, I get extreme FOMO for any teams of mine that don't have him. His 60/20/.315 with 130/130 might be the best fantasy season any of us witness. Or at least until Barry Bonds returns at the age of 58 with Hack Wilson's DNA in his arm, Ruth's in his butt and Williams's in his sack. Let's go! Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: