Heidi Klum’s Worm Halloween Costume Has Renewed My Zest for Life
Have you ever looked into the eyes of a foul God and asked him why he chose to be cast out of Heaven? Inquired about why he rebuked redemption to take on the form of an ancient evil, beyond all mortal comprehension? I’ve been grappling with coming face to face with unfettered wickedness for the last 24 hours, and her name is Heidi Klum.
Or, more specifically, Heidi Klum dressed as an earthworm.
If you do not know by now, consider yourself lucky. I’d say that you should click off this page, but it’s too late: Heidi Klum Worm has already lured you here as an unwitting participant in her ungodly games. And so, we forge on.