The Washington people that should have been receveived in return for Marcus Semien:

1) I like Jaime Raskin and Kevin McCarthy straight out. It's not like Chuck Schumer is young enough to deliver at the plate, but maybe these guys. Now and then.

I like the chalkboard congresswoman from Orange County, too. Katie Porter. I wouldn't care if she went 0-100.

In relative terms, the A's lose. Like every fucking day. So what's the difference anyway?

2) Jair Bolsonero - Dude, you don't have a job and you could easily out hit Berlusconi or Pache. plus, you are South American. Super positive. Love it. Thanks for cutting down those extra trees!

3) Mike Pence - And then he'd be in the dugout for all to see. "We traded Marcus, we got Pence."

In case you wondered, this is only part one. 'Kentucky Fried Movie.' Such a great film.