Bloaty McBatsh*t Has Another Fit; Jack Smith Terrifies Him

Former President Donald Trump has been losing his mind over the investigations into his criminal behavior. In late November, Lumpy labeled Special Counsel Jack Smith, who is investigating him on two different fronts, as a "weaponized monster."

And this morning, Trump called Smith a "Trump Hating THUG." And for some unexplainable reason, Trump placed a question mark after Smith's name as if it weren't his real name. Who knows.

"Page 1. The Special "Prosecutor" assigned to the "get Trump case," Jack Smith(?), is a Trump Hating THUG whose wife is a serial and open Trump Hater, whose friends & other family members are even worse, and as a prosecutor in Europe, according to Ric Grenell, put a high government official in prison because he was a Trump positive person," he wrote. "Smith is known as "an unfair Savage," & is best friends with the craziest Trump haters, including Lisa Monaco who runs "Injustice." The Boxes Scam is a HOAX."

"Page 2. For seven years, from the day I came down the escalator in Trump Tower, the Democrat (SIC) Party has WEAPONIZED the "Legal" System, using City, State, and Federal Law Enforcement against me and the Republican Party as though they were a Private Protection Agency," he continued. "The greatest Witch Hunt in American History must end now. I beat the Fake Impeachments, the disgraceful Mueller Persecution, and much else that the Fake News doesn't want to write or talk about, but this charade MUST STOP NOW!!!"

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