Every year, I write about how the least effective thing I can do to help your fantasy game is rank pitchers. Every year, readers shout at me "But what about Jack Black in Nacho Libre, wasn't that Oscar-worthy?" To them I reply, "This is an article about pitchers, but yes, total snub." After a few moments of wiping the Cheeto dust from their mouth, readers then reply, "But I don't understand anything unless it's hierarchical, like the Oscars. There needs to be a winner, some runners-up, and 10,000 losers." That's fine. Baseball culture is accustomed to lists. Standings. Category leaders. Batting orders. Heck, even the positions are numbered 1-9 (sorry all you right fielders). I love a good list. But should you?
