I’m a country girl – I judge guys by their pickup trucks, not pickup lines, but they should give me their best shot
A BONA-FIDE country girl has made clear how she rates any potential suitors.
Forget smart one-liners or charm offensives for this lady — she has eyes for one thing only, and it has wheels.
Billie (@itsreallybillie) claims on her TikTok that “life is better in the country.”
She certainly looks like she is having fun on her platform, but she was direct about her intentions in a post.
Looking every inch of the country girl, she posed in front of a trailer-load of hay bales.
Her post was captioned: “I’m going to judge you by your pickup trucks, not your pickup lines.”
But she did express a willingness to concede.
“But give your best pickup line anyways,” she wrote.
There were some chancers in the comments section, and she gave as good as she got, living up to her promise.
One wag said, “I wish you could post pictures cause I have a big black lifted pickup.”
In response, Billie enquired: “Make, model, engine, liters, V8? Diesel? More info needed.”
Meanwhile, another hopeful pitched in, writing: “Me driving my Hyundai Tucson.”
For this ultimate no-no, Billie was blunt, telling the man: “Disqualification.”
The comments displayed even more evidence of country charm.
“You’re finer than a bulldog frog hair split three ways,” was the observation of one country type.
But the final comment went to this gentleman, who had his own theory.
“City boys have pickup lines,” he said, “and country boys have pickup trucks.”